“Fresh whole rabbit” becomes new Three Wolf Shirt on Amazon

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Fresh Whole Rabbit is the bit hit on Amazon

The “fresh whole rabbit” is hot on Amazon. Almost as hot as the famous and powerful Three Wolf Shirt. And who wouldn’t like a fresh whole rabbit when you consider the benefits:

 

Convenient

“How many weekends have I spent, in the loincloth, knife clenched in my teeth, running through the fields trying to find a rabbit?”–Elvis Nixon

Low Maintenance

“The fact that it was fresh drew me in. And the WHOLE part, even better! Now we don’t have to worry about our son forgetting to feed and clean after his pet!”–Mercy

“It is hard enough being a Carny in a traveling circus, but imagine how hard it is being a magician with all these new laws being passed to protect live animals.”–Dennis K. Dennis

Fun!

“Good-looking, fine conversation, even charming and witty at times.”–D. J. Burnett “Author & Screenwriter”

Hillbilly Fun!

“For so long myself and the rest of my two-bit gang would hunt Appalachian Cottontails in the mountain foothills in east TN. Trappin’ and snarin’ will catch some plump ones…”–Stankvulture

Some have quibbled that the title says “whole,” yet the head is gone. One dissatisfied customer warned: “BEWARE! I recieved my rabbit today, and it was alive. It was the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.” The product seems to have something to do with French cooking.

This comment-magnet has not yet achieved the status of Three Wolf Shirt, with its 1945 reviews, the top-rated of which boasts: “This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened.”

 

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